John Colton's blog

Here are some alternate words to the popular LDS children's song, as reported by Rob P. on the SRM newsgroup (he sang them as a child, while presenting his mom with paper flowers).

I've never gone walking
Thru meadows of clover.
In my yard, and yours too
We kill them as weeds.

I've never got flowers
From high mountain meadows
Dear Mother, you'll just
Have to settle for these!