Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Top 10 Reasons to Vote for a Mormon for President
(read on soc.religion.mormon; author unknown)
10) The National Cathedral could be renamed the National Tabernacle.
9) NASA could commission a satellite to 'hie to Kolob'.
8) The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service.
7) All official government prayers could include the phrase 'that we
all can get home safely'.
6) Napoleon Dynamite could get someone other than Pedro elected.
5) The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but
also Lemuel's terms.
4) The President could issue pardons in exchange for 100% home
teaching.
3) Not only could he pronounce 'Nuclear' but also 'Mahonri
Moriancumer' and 'Maher Shalal Hash Baz'.
2) At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible 'as far as it is
translated correctly'.
1) Finally a first family large enough to fill up the White House.
10) The National Cathedral could be renamed the National Tabernacle.
9) NASA could commission a satellite to 'hie to Kolob'.
8) The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service.
7) All official government prayers could include the phrase 'that we
all can get home safely'.
6) Napoleon Dynamite could get someone other than Pedro elected.
5) The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but
also Lemuel's terms.
4) The President could issue pardons in exchange for 100% home
teaching.
3) Not only could he pronounce 'Nuclear' but also 'Mahonri
Moriancumer' and 'Maher Shalal Hash Baz'.
2) At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible 'as far as it is
translated correctly'.
1) Finally a first family large enough to fill up the White House.
# posted by John Colton @ 8:12 PM 
