John Colton's blog

I dressed as a pirate for Halloween, wore my costume to work.

In honor of the event, here we have bad pirate jokes, brought to you (mostly) by:
http://www.piratejokes.net/


Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!

Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!

How did the pirate clean his floor?
With a treasure mop.

How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!

What did the pirate say when someone called him a name?
I know you ARRRRR but what am 'aye?!

Why didn't the pirate go to the movie with the other pirates? Because it was rated ARRRRR!

What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!